Goosh Pants ($18.97)
Ever wanted to have explosive diarrhoea in public, and then be able to proudly show it off after the fact? Well worry no more because now you don't even have to have diarrhoea to show off poop stains. Just grab a of Goosh pants on Amazon and you're good to go.
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase ($7.47)
The only question is: "why hasn't this been a thing earlier?!" Also, where's the Nick Cage body pillow?
Kaylen's Hand Butt Plug ($31.06)
Ever had a desire for butt plugs that transcends the average joe butt plug? Well worry no more because now you can blissfully plug that poop-shoot with a life-size replica of a hand! Oh innovation!
The best thing is, the seller proudly declares that you can "master the next level of insertions" with this contraption.
Unicorn Meat ($13.98)
Ever wanted to taste "magic in every bite"? Ever wondered what a mythical creature tastes like? Well worry no more because Radiant Farms has just the right product for you! In all seriousness, I really wonder what kind of substance they've put together here to brazenly market it as unicorn meat.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure ($16.99)
Uhh..... why? Is there really a market for this?
Handerpants ($10.93)
Who came up with this?!?!?!??!
Gift of Nothing ($8.99)
This product costs $8.83 and has an overall rating of about 4.5 as of this review with 170 customer reviews. This is the perfect gift for someone who has everything.
AK-47 Bullet Ice Cube Tray ($6.99)
Giving shot glasses an entirely new definition!
Bacon Soap ($6.80)
When eating bacon is not enough, not you can lather yourself with bacon-smelling soap that even looks the part. Soup is actually made from fat. Could this soap be manufactured with bacon fat?
Black toilet paper ($25.99)
No one likes to look at poop. Black toilet paper now helps to camouflage your toilet-paper-poop-stains cheaply and effectively. It's not all fun and games though. One reviewer aptly asks: "How do you tell when you're done?"